If I blogged about all of the weird experiences I’ve been having in China, I would never leave my computer. Here are a few topics I wanted to write about but never did:

Dropping my sunglasses in a squatty potty. No, I did not retrieve them, but I did think about it.

Help! I’m beginning to smell Chinese. Americans are sour to the Asian sniffer due to the amount of dairy we eat. But now, I’m losing my underarm cheddar and am beginning to smell like a rip pot sticker. Keep in mind that “pot-stickers” is Jeff’s Chenglish term for “toilet skids”,

Help! Jeff is beginning to smell Chinese, both ends. 

Signage in Bathrooms like this, that have rules regarding bodily functions.

The great wall of Soy Sauce.  Across from this aisle is an equally massive selection of hot sauces and chili pastes. Rice is sold in bags the size of cement mix. Cooking oil  comes in gallons.

Debunking the U-haul Myth: Yes you can put a fridge on the back of your bike.

Propane Man: World’s most dangerous jobs that pay under 75 cents an hour.

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kunming a go-go: Casual friday at the constuction site

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The attack of the birds: the Russian Red Gulls Landing at Kunming’s Green Park.

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