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08/05/12
Olympic Events We’d Like To See
Filed under: General
Posted by: @ 2:56 pm



Jeff and I finally got cable.  We have over one hundred channels of nonsense,
including
multiple channels of infomercials, CCTV news, cartoons, sports  and  four
channels of 24/7 coverage of the Olympics, more commonly pronounced the Owimpics.

Yes, the coverage is in Chinese, meaning, no special interest stories that aren’t all that interesting.

We have had the privilege of watching events we would never
otherwise view, including speed walking, pistol shooting, ping ponging, and women
weight lifting,  none of which will land a Victoria Secret Model deal.  

But equally as important as any single event, is China’s non-stop coverage of
who has won the most goals. For the most part, it’s been a neck to neck race between China and the USA.

Which is why I recommend that China adds a few new events,  guaranteeing them more golds than anyone else.  My ideas include:

Face Dart Throwing

P9300105

Taxi Sidewalk Driving


Refrigerator Lifting

P5300008

Peewee Rowing

P6010058

Geriatric Mountain Climbing

P1230075

Synchronized Recess kicking


Power Cycling

P3230013

Electric Line Walking

P2230017

Construction Site Balancing

P2170032

Morning Aerobics in Dress Clothing

P6030002

Feather Duster Sleeping.

P6010062

It couldn’t be any more boring viewing than Badminton watching.

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