So, while walking thru a park yesterday, I came across a bootleg vender of Viagra. At first I imagined what kind of side effects could it have. If you experience an erection lasting more than four dynasties, please consult your physician.
But then I start thinking, in a country where the population is exploding, why aren’t they bootlegging a pill to “Keeping it down”?
Maybe Chinese women need to be more picky about with whom they choose for their bootleg bootie call.
Take for instance, Mr. Somebody Stole My Six Pack.
Or, his cousin, Mr. Somebody Stole by Comb.
This guy needs a wake-up call, not a bootie call.
So does this guy.
Next, there’s the extra from Macklemore’s Thrift Shop video.
Sorry, but you’re not Prince Charming.
And Mr. Pimp My Ride? Good luck getting a girl in your back seat.
You think in a country with over a billion people, finding a Chinese Fabio would be as easy as finding a Chinese prophylactic…
…flower flavored, yet.
The good news is, there’s always American imports.