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04/18/14
When life gives you butt beans
Filed under: General, Culture, Food
Posted by: @ 6:12 pm

 

You’ve probably heard the adage, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
But what about butt beans?
It seems as if someone in the cosmos lately has been poking a voodoo doll of me. But instead of moping over my bad cosmic karma, I went to Cafe Laku, a SW Asian coffee chain that sells the infamous brew made with beans excreted from a civet’s rear.

The coffee goes for over forty bucks a pop, a little bit more than the styro-foam cups you can get at Citgo.

Instead of getting a cup of Butthole-Joe, I talked the barista out of a bean.

Meanwhile, at the other end of things, you’ll get fined at the same place for your droppings.

Go figure.

So, finish the adage please.

When life gives you butt beans…

2 Responses to “When life gives you butt beans”

  1. Jane Broussard Says:
    -It is time to call it a day. -Just say, “no, thank you”. -Make butt bean ade. (It does not seem like it would sell, but obviously it does) -Move back to the United States!
  2. Jan Says:
    Amazingly, God will make good out of… Yes, even butt beans. :)

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