You’ve probably heard the adage, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
But what about butt beans?
It seems as if someone in the cosmos lately has been poking a voodoo doll of me. But instead of moping over my bad cosmic karma, I went to Cafe Laku, a SW Asian coffee chain that sells the infamous brew made with beans excreted from a civet’s rear.
The coffee goes for over forty bucks a pop, a little bit more than the styro-foam cups you can get at Citgo.
Instead of getting a cup of Butthole-Joe, I talked the barista out of a bean.
Meanwhile, at the other end of things, you’ll get fined at the same place for your droppings.
Go figure.
So, finish the adage please.
When life gives you butt beans…
April 18th, 2014 at 6:52 pm -It is time to call it a day. -Just say, “no, thank you”. -Make butt bean ade. (It does not seem like it would sell, but obviously it does) -Move back to the United States!
April 20th, 2014 at 6:25 am Amazingly, God will make good out of… Yes, even butt beans. :)