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01/07/12
Weird Eats
Filed under: General
Posted by: @ 4:42 pm

           


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There’s an old adage “You are what you eat”. If that is
true, Jeff and I are weirder than ever.

Take for instance, this oversized grapefruit. Actually, it’s
called a pomelo. Since there is also another saying, “never eat anything bigger
than your head or anything you could birth”, you really shouldn’t eat this. But a
pomelo is sweeter than a grapefruit with not bitter aftertaste. The skin is so
thick, that the fruit vendors offer to peel them for you before purchase.

Then there’s this “Horton Hears a Who”  ball. You don’t need an exfoliating cream to
remove the red fuzz.  Just peel and you’ll
find a sweet squishy fruit inside.

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In Bangkok, there are not only cross dressing prostitutes on
Nana Street, but cross dressing fruit. This granny smith apple is really a
watermelon!

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Check out these red delicious apples. Looks like someone let
the air out of them.

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There is also this carved oddyessy. Do you eat it, drink it, or spin it?

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In Kunming, you can get  ostrich from the local butcher. It looks like Fred
Flintstone food.

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And what do you serve the toes with?My guess is, a big
bowl of chicken finger dipping sauce.

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How about a different appendage for an appetizer: alien fingers!

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And of course, you can always get Pig face. Unfortunately, I
can’t find any Pig Face Helper.

Pigface

One Response to “Weird Eats”

  1. Jasna Reitz Says:
    Loved the food! Especially the ostrich TOES!!! Dang, those could really take off in the US…. Could you imagine people walking around Taste of Chicago with some of those b-b-qed…. They would blow those turkey legs out of the harbor! Loved seeing you in the video! You look the same!! Haven’t aged a bit!! Love yam, Jasna

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