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There’s an old adage “You are what you eat”. If that is
true, Jeff and I are weirder than ever.
Take for instance, this oversized grapefruit. Actually, it’s
called a pomelo. Since there is also another saying, “never eat anything bigger
than your head or anything you could birth”, you really shouldn’t eat this. But a
pomelo is sweeter than a grapefruit with not bitter aftertaste. The skin is so
thick, that the fruit vendors offer to peel them for you before purchase.
Then there’s this “Horton Hears a Who” ball. You don’t need an exfoliating cream to
remove the red fuzz. Just peel and you’ll
find a sweet squishy fruit inside.
In Bangkok, there are not only cross dressing prostitutes on
Nana Street, but cross dressing fruit. This granny smith apple is really a
watermelon!
Check out these red delicious apples. Looks like someone let
the air out of them.
There is also this carved oddyessy. Do you eat it, drink it, or spin it?
In Kunming, you can get ostrich from the local butcher. It looks like Fred
Flintstone food.
And what do you serve the toes with?My guess is, a big
bowl of chicken finger dipping sauce.
How about a different appendage for an appetizer: alien fingers!
And of course, you can always get Pig face. Unfortunately, I
can’t find any Pig Face Helper.
January 7th, 2012 at 5:17 pm Loved the food! Especially the ostrich TOES!!! Dang, those could really take off in the US…. Could you imagine people walking around Taste of Chicago with some of those b-b-qed…. They would blow those turkey legs out of the harbor! Loved seeing you in the video! You look the same!! Haven’t aged a bit!! Love yam, Jasna