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01/28/12
What would you dive into a Squatty for?
Filed under: General
Posted by: @ 5:35 pm

FancyToiletSign

OK. I did it again. I was using a squatty toilet in China
and forgot to empty my back pockets before emptying my, well…ya know…

This time, I only lost a Chinese ball point pen, which I had
not intentions of retrieving.

But then I started to think to the tune of the “What would you
do for a Klondike Bar”, what would I dive into a squatty for?

Here are various objects and my intentions to dive after
them.

Forget it:

·        
1 Mao (1.3 cents)

·        
3 Mao (the price to use a public squatty)

·        
10 RMB ($1.30)

·        
A pack of gum

I’d leave in the
squatty but would regret it:

·        
100 RMB ($13)

·        
An old pair of Ray Bans (which I did last year)

·        
A favorite fountain pen (it would give me
something to write about)

I’d  might have to retrieve it:

·        
My keys

·        
My new cell phone (my old one would stay)

·        
My Chinese Bank card (this would be easier to
retrieve from a squatty than from the bank)

·        
My Wallet

·        
A Camera

·        
My Passport

·        
Boarding Passes

Jeff said the only thing he’d dive into a squatty for would
be his wedding ring. I would want to know how that would end up in a squatty to
begin with.

After examining my list, I have to ask:  What you’d dive into a squatty for?

2 Responses to “What would you dive into a Squatty for?”

  1. Anonymous Says:
    January 28th, 2012 at 8:32 pm i would also go after an unwrapped tootsie
  2. Mary Orr Says:
    February 26th, 2012 at 8:50 pm I would have to dive into the squatty for my Starbuck’s Gift Card that I always carry in my back pocket.

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