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10/08/10
Lost in Translation
Filed under: General
Posted by: @ 6:24 pm

familardiff

When we first arrived in Kunming, we were told that a trip to the grocery store would take three hours. Yeah, right.

We’re not feeding an army.

We’re feeding something even harder to satisfy: the American Appetite.

Products on your shopping list don’t look like what you’re used to.

Take for instance, salt.

The package has a palm tree and elephant on it. Check out the white bag next to the Skippy mystery nutbutter. What happened? Did the Morton Salt girl have problems getting her Visa?

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Or baking soda. This Armor and Hatchet was a real find.

Deodorant, shaving cream, and cupcake papers are also on the “impossible to find in China” list. But Depends Diapers are easy to find.

Not that I need to know.

There’s the Teenie Weenie store, which is not what you think…

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There are bootleg versions of everything from ice cream to DVDS. The good news is that one DVD you purchased for 2 american dollars contains twenty-four 007 movies.

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The bad news is that your scoop of Rum Raisin from HaaYin-Daz  might contain ming beans.

The other thing you never see shopping is other Westerners. I count how many fair-skinned foreigners  I see while prowling around Kunming’s main shopping district. Yesterday, I saw a record of five. One Swede, two Germans, an American backpacker and a parent of a kid we actually knew from school.  

Now that is something to write about.

 

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