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11/05/10
Fashion Polic
Filed under: General
Posted by: @ 8:11 pm

Fashionnonon

In the country that has surveillance for everything, they sure have a shortage of fashion police in China. The entire country is one gigantic fashion no-no.

They could give a lot of tickets here, like to the common violation of the farmer fashionista.

“Excuse me lady, you’re wearing high heels while carrying a rake!”

Or to the old man peeing in the middle of the school track, “Hey you in the Armani sports jacket and  muddy work boots! Your pants are ripped!”

There are clothing combos here you wouldn’t even see on Carrie Bradshaw in Sex in the City. Everything clashes with good taste.

Fashion

Plaids are matched with paisleys, sport jackets are worn with everything, and nylon stockings are longer than the boots but shorter than the skirts.

Along with micro-skirts, they sell designer granny-panties. You’d never find these haute couture bloomers at a JC Penney outlet, FORTUNEATELY.

Lots of fashion is sold on the street in makeshift shops.

Don’t ask me where the dressing room is.

At least the women are slimmer here, so you don’t have moo-shu butt squeezing into skin-tight jeans like overstuffed pot stickers.

Except for the teens.  McButt is becoming  a bit too McCommon in Kunming.  But a little extra sweater covers a lot of McNuggets.

FashionTeens

The good news is, there are still a lot of Chinese who wear native clothing.

OldLadyGreenPark

Now that’s something that will never go out of style.  

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