OK. I did it again. I was using a squatty toilet in China
and forgot to empty my back pockets before emptying my, well…ya know…
This time, I only lost a Chinese ball point pen, which I had
not intentions of retrieving.
But then I started to think to the tune of the “What would you
do for a Klondike Bar”, what would I dive into a squatty for?
Here are various objects and my intentions to dive after
them.
Forget it:
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1 Mao (1.3 cents)
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3 Mao (the price to use a public squatty)
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10 RMB ($1.30)
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A pack of gum
I’d leave in the
squatty but would regret it:
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100 RMB ($13)
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An old pair of Ray Bans (which I did last year)
·
A favorite fountain pen (it would give me
something to write about)
I’d might have to retrieve it:
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My keys
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My new cell phone (my old one would stay)
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My Chinese Bank card (this would be easier to
retrieve from a squatty than from the bank)
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My Wallet
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A Camera
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My Passport
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Boarding Passes
Jeff said the only thing he’d dive into a squatty for would
be his wedding ring. I would want to know how that would end up in a squatty to
begin with.
After examining my list, I have to ask: What you’d dive into a squatty for?