So, while walking thru a park yesterday, I came across a bootleg vender of Viagra. At first I imagined what kind of side effects could it have. If you experience an erection lasting more than four dynasties, please consult your physician.

 But then I start thinking, in a country where the population is exploding, why aren’t they bootlegging a pill to “Keeping it down”?
Maybe Chinese women need to be more picky about with whom they choose for their bootleg bootie call.

This guy needs a wake-up call, not a bootie call.

So does this guy.

Next, there’s the extra from Macklemore’s Thrift Shop video.

Sorry, but you’re not Prince Charming.

And Mr. Pimp My Ride? Good luck getting a girl in your back seat.

You think in a country with over a billion people, finding a Chinese Fabio would be as easy as finding a Chinese prophylactic…

 …flower flavored, yet.

The good news is,  there’s always American imports.